Life is a story, Make yours the best seller!.. Funny status for whatsapp in one line
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Silence is the loudest voice.
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Sometimes we just have to let things go.
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Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.
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No expectations, No disappointments.
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Dreams Don’t work unless you do.
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Life is Short – Chat Fast!
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The good things in life are amazing with you!
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I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
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I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.
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Silence speaks a thousand words.
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Life is an art of drawing without the eraser.
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Stars can’t shine without darkness…
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Our friends make our world.
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People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing every day ...
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I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror ...
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I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
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I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!
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I wish I could mute people in real life.
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I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
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Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.
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Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
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Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.
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Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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You can never buy love, but still, you have to pay for it.
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I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention!
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I’m too lazy to stop being lazy.
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I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.
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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
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I’m not lazy, I prefer the term “selective participation”.
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I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
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Last seen 1980! :D
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God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)
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I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about... Mannequins. :D
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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
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God is really creative, i mean.. just look at me :P
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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
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I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
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swear my pillow could be a hairstylist. I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
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I’m not crazy I prefer the term mentally hilarious.
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The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Hey there! Whatsapp is using me.
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Hey, you are reading my status again?
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Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status.
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Hey you, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
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Hey you, yeah you. The one reading this. Wanna know a secret? You’re beautiful. Don’t ever give up.
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If you are reading this then I’m sure you have nothing to do in your life.
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So you’re checking my status ...
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My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
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Say it to my face, not through your status.
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Stop checking my status better you have your own.
*********Funny status for whatsapp in one line*************
WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status.
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Not always Available... Try your luck.
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Happiness is when “last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing”
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Battery low, please disturb later.
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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
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Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it!
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Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
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My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!
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When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians.
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Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)
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When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on...
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You can't blame gravity for falling in love.
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When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the.
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I wake up when I can't hold my pee in any longer.
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My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
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Life is too short smile while you still have teeth.
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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
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If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
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I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
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Here my dad comes on WhatsApp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley.
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Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
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I Like to study. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO... GIRLS - YES!
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Friends are forever until they get in a relationship!! :P
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Funny status for whatsapp in one line |
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Sometimes we just have to let things go.
**********************
Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.
***********
Funny status for whatsapp in one line
***********No expectations, No disappointments.
**********************
Dreams Don’t work unless you do.
**********************
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
**********************
The good things in life are amazing with you!
**********************
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
**********************
I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.
*********
Funny status for whatsapp in one line
*************Silence speaks a thousand words.
**********************
Life is an art of drawing without the eraser.
**********************
Stars can’t shine without darkness…
**********************
Our friends make our world.
**********************
People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing every day ...
**********************
I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
**********************
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror ...
**********************
I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
**********
Funny status for whatsapp in one line
************I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!
**********************
I wish I could mute people in real life.
**********************
I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
**********************
Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.
**********************
Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
**********************
Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.
**********************
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
**********
Funny status for whatsapp in one line
************You can never buy love, but still, you have to pay for it.
**********************
I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention!
**********************
I’m too lazy to stop being lazy.
**********************
I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.
**********************
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
**********************
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
***********Funny status for whatsapp in one line***********
I’m not lazy, I prefer the term “selective participation”.
**********************
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
**********************
Last seen 1980! :D
**********************
God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)
**********************
I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about... Mannequins. :D
**********************
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
**********************
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
**********************
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
**********************
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
**********************
God is really creative, i mean.. just look at me :P
**********************
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
**********************
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
*********
Funny status for whatsapp in one line
*************I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
**********************
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
**********************
swear my pillow could be a hairstylist. I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
**********************
I’m not crazy I prefer the term mentally hilarious.
**********************
The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal.
**********************
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
**********************
Hey there! Whatsapp is using me.
**********************
Hey, you are reading my status again?
*********
Funny status for whatsapp in one line
*************Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status.
**********************
Hey you, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
**********************
Hey you, yeah you. The one reading this. Wanna know a secret? You’re beautiful. Don’t ever give up.
**********************
If you are reading this then I’m sure you have nothing to do in your life.
**********************
So you’re checking my status ...
**********************
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
**********************
Say it to my face, not through your status.
**********************
Stop checking my status better you have your own.
*********Funny status for whatsapp in one line*************
WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status.
**********************
Not always Available... Try your luck.
**********************
Happiness is when “last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing”
**********************
Battery low, please disturb later.
**********************
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
**********************
Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it!
**********************
Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
**********************
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!
**********************
When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians.
**********
Funny status for whatsapp in one line
************Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)
**********************
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on...
**********************
You can't blame gravity for falling in love.
**********************
When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the.
**********************
I wake up when I can't hold my pee in any longer.
**********************
My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
**********************
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth.
**********************
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
**********************
If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
**********************
I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
***********
Funny status for whatsapp in one line
***********Here my dad comes on WhatsApp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley.
**********************
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
**********************
I Like to study. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO... GIRLS - YES!
**********************
Friends are forever until they get in a relationship!! :P