Life is short don’t waste it being sad, be who you are, be happy, be free, be whatever you want to be. funny status on life so sweet
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Math : Mental Abuse To Humans.
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Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.
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I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.
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Lazy Rule : Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.
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Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.
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Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.
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Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.
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Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.
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I’ Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.
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Marriage Is A Workshop Where Husband Works & Wife Shops.
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If You Tickle Me, I’M Not Responsible For Your Injuries.
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Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don’T Sorry. You Are Safe.
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Please God If You Can’T Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.
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My Mom Said ” Follow Your Dreams “, So I Went Back To Bed.
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Q Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.
***********Funny status on life so sweet*************
The Four Words A Girl Most Wants To Hear. I Bought You Food.
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I Love My Six Pack So Much. I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat.
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If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.
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I Don’T Have A Bucket List But My Fucket List Is A Mile Long.
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If you can not see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
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Life is short, so enjoy it to the fullest.
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Life is like a camera. so face it with a SMILE 🙂
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Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
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Life is short, and it is here to be lived.
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Is there a meaning to life? Sure, but it probably has something to do with corned beef.
************************
Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint.
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Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
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Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.
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Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
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To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
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Misunderstanding is the greatest confusion between the two.
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Every man is a boy but all boys are not men.
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Life has two rules: #1 Never quit #2 Always remember rule 1.
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To succeed in life, you need two things: Ignorance and Confidence.
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Forget all the reasons it won’t work and believe the one reason that it will.
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One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it’s worth watching.
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The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is an opportunity for growth.
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Life is short. Eat dessert first.
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We only live once. I couldn’t bare a second time.
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Life is not about how you survive the storm, it’s about how you dance in the rain.
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When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
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Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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The lessons of life are free, but they cost a lot.
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Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
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In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.
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Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
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God is really creative, I mean just look at me :P
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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
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When your phone is 1% battery & anyone who sends a message Or calling, Becomes the enemy...
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Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!
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Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
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80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.
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If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.
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Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,
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Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!
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HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??
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My style is unique don’t copy it plz!
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If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!
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I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!
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I may be fat, but you're ugly – I can lose weight!
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रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…
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When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, competition.
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बहुत कम लोग जानते है K “set max ” में जो set है ना उसकी full form ” Suryavansham Entertainment Telivision ” है।
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Status: I on Not on whatsapp..
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ज़िन्दगी मे सबसे ज़्यादा खुशी to तब मिलती है जब Mummy कहती है दिमाग तो बहुत है इसका बस पढ़ता ही नही है..
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Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.
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If I agreed with you we both were wrong.
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बचपन ” Handwriting ” सुधारने में गुज़र गया Aur ज़िन्दगी “keyboard ” पर बीत रही है।
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Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…
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तेरी smile confuse Kar देती है , साला पूरा दिन समझ नहीं आता कि ” हँस कर देख रही थी “, या ” देख कर हँस रही थी “
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Your status won’t ever match my status neither in Whatsapp nor in reality...
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I love my job only when I am on Holiday…..
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दुनिया Ki सारी खुशियाँ एक तरफ ….. और phone की 100 % battery की ख़ुशी एक तरफ...
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Life is too Short – Chat Fast!
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…
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If you can’t convince them, confuse them.”
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I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
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“When your dreams turn to dust, it’s time to vacuum.”
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All my life I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of chips.
************
“You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark? “
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The best way to lie is, to tell the truth. . . Carefully edited truth.
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Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
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“When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.”
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“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
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“If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?”
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
************************
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. “
************************
“There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side, and the right side.”
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Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
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“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”
************
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
************************
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
************************
I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
************************
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.”
************************
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order”
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“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
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भला हो इस गर्मी Ka इसी बहाने घर की बहू – बेटियाँ सर पर पल्ला ओड़ कर तो चल रही हैं।
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You can never buy LUV….But still, U have to pay for it...
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When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the...'
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I wake up when I can't hold my pee in any longer.
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My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
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Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
************
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
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I'm jealous of my parents... I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
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Here my dad comes on WhatsApp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
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| Funny status on life so sweet |
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Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.
************************
I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.
************************
Lazy Rule : Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.
************************
Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.
************************
Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.
************************
Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.
************************
Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.
***********
Funny status on life so sweet
*************I’ Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.
************************
Marriage Is A Workshop Where Husband Works & Wife Shops.
************************
If You Tickle Me, I’M Not Responsible For Your Injuries.
************************
Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don’T Sorry. You Are Safe.
************************
Please God If You Can’T Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.
************************
My Mom Said ” Follow Your Dreams “, So I Went Back To Bed.
************************
Q Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.
***********Funny status on life so sweet*************
The Four Words A Girl Most Wants To Hear. I Bought You Food.
************************
I Love My Six Pack So Much. I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat.
************************
If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.
************************
I Don’T Have A Bucket List But My Fucket List Is A Mile Long.
************************
If you can not see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
************************
Life is short, so enjoy it to the fullest.
************************
Life is like a camera. so face it with a SMILE 🙂
************************
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
************
Funny status on life so sweet
************Life is short, and it is here to be lived.
************************
Is there a meaning to life? Sure, but it probably has something to do with corned beef.
************************
Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint.
************************
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
************************
Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.
************************
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
************************
To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
************************
Misunderstanding is the greatest confusion between the two.
************************
Every man is a boy but all boys are not men.
************************
Life has two rules: #1 Never quit #2 Always remember rule 1.
************************
To succeed in life, you need two things: Ignorance and Confidence.
************************
Forget all the reasons it won’t work and believe the one reason that it will.
************
Funny status on life so sweet
************One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it’s worth watching.
************************
The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is an opportunity for growth.
************************
Life is short. Eat dessert first.
************************
We only live once. I couldn’t bare a second time.
************************
Life is not about how you survive the storm, it’s about how you dance in the rain.
************************
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
************************
Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.
************************
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
************************
The lessons of life are free, but they cost a lot.
************************
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
************************
In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.
************************
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
************************
God is really creative, I mean just look at me :P
************************
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
************************
When your phone is 1% battery & anyone who sends a message Or calling, Becomes the enemy...
************************
Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!
************************
Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
************************
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.
************************
If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.
************************
Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,
************************
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!
************************
HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??
************************
My style is unique don’t copy it plz!
************************
If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!
************************
I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!
************************
I may be fat, but you're ugly – I can lose weight!
************************
रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…
************************
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…
**********
Funny status on life so sweet
**************When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, competition.
************************
बहुत कम लोग जानते है K “set max ” में जो set है ना उसकी full form ” Suryavansham Entertainment Telivision ” है।
************************
Status: I on Not on whatsapp..
************************
ज़िन्दगी मे सबसे ज़्यादा खुशी to तब मिलती है जब Mummy कहती है दिमाग तो बहुत है इसका बस पढ़ता ही नही है..
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Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.
************************
If I agreed with you we both were wrong.
************************
बचपन ” Handwriting ” सुधारने में गुज़र गया Aur ज़िन्दगी “keyboard ” पर बीत रही है।
************************
Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…
************************
तेरी smile confuse Kar देती है , साला पूरा दिन समझ नहीं आता कि ” हँस कर देख रही थी “, या ” देख कर हँस रही थी “
************************
Your status won’t ever match my status neither in Whatsapp nor in reality...
************
Funny status on life so sweet
************I love my job only when I am on Holiday…..
************************
दुनिया Ki सारी खुशियाँ एक तरफ ….. और phone की 100 % battery की ख़ुशी एक तरफ...
************************
Life is too Short – Chat Fast!
************************
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…
************************
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.”
************************
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
************************
“When your dreams turn to dust, it’s time to vacuum.”
************************
All my life I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of chips.
************
Funny status on life so sweet
************“You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark? “
************************
The best way to lie is, to tell the truth. . . Carefully edited truth.
************************
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
************************
“When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.”
************************
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
************************
“If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?”
************************
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
************************
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
************************
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. “
************************
“There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side, and the right side.”
************************
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
************************
“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”
************
Funny status on life so sweet
************Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
************************
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
************************
I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
************************
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.”
************************
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
************************
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order”
************************
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
************************
भला हो इस गर्मी Ka इसी बहाने घर की बहू – बेटियाँ सर पर पल्ला ओड़ कर तो चल रही हैं।
************************
You can never buy LUV….But still, U have to pay for it...
************************
When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the...'
************************
I wake up when I can't hold my pee in any longer.
************************
My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
************************
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
************
Funny status on life so sweet
************My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
************************
I'm jealous of my parents... I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
************************
Here my dad comes on WhatsApp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
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