I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.

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Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.

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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror 😉

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I would lose weight, but I hate losing.

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I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!

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I wish I could mute people in real life.

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I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

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Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.

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Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.

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Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.

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Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

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You can never buy love, but still, you have to pay for it.

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I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention!

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I’m too lazy to stop being lazy.

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I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.

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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

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I’m not lazy, I prefer the term “selective participation”.

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I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.

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I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.

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Good girls are bad girls, who never get caught.

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I didn't change, I just woke up.

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You are so awesome that, my middle finger salutes you.

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Silence is better than lies.

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I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.

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Be what you want to be, not what other want to see.

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If “Plan A” didn't work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.

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Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.

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If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

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I’m not perfect, I am original.

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All the girls are my sisters except you.

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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!

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Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.

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Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.

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I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

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3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I LOVE YOU: No Cooking Today”

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In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.

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A relationship is made for two, but some bitches are bad in math.

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LET’S F_UCK – All I need is U.’

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You can love me, hate me or masturbate screaming my name, it’s the thought that count.

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Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

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Zombies are looking for a brain, don’t worry you’re safe.

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My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!

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When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians.

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Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on...

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You can't blame gravity for falling in love.

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Last seen 1980! :D

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God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)

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I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about... Mannequins. :D

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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

May God bless you, sick and shameful life.

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Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

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My ex-had one very annoying habit – BREATHING

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Dear men, life without women would literally a pain in the ass.

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People have become very naughty on Whatsapp. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE.

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I am not lazy! I am just at my energy saving mode.

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I will marry a girl who looks pretty in her voter id card.

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LIFE is Just A GAME Without Any RULES.

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You can make a million excuses or you can make a million dollars.

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I wish you were Here To make Me Smile Right now.

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Life is a story, Make yours the best seller!

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Silence is the loudest voice.

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Sometimes we just have to let things go.

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Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.

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No expectations, No disappointments.



Dreams Don’t work unless you do.

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

The good things in life are amazing with you!

I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.

I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.